Ask Frank: My Human Says I’m Not Allowed on the Couch. What Should I Do?

Treat Myself

Dear Frank: My human only gives me like 10 treats a day. She says that’s a lot, and I’m like “No way!” How can I get more treats?

Sincerely,
Chris in Georgia

Dear Chris: The key to getting more treats is getting more humans. Here’s what you do: Find each human when they’re alone (the alone part is very important), tell them you haven’t gotten your treat yet, get your treat and then move on to the next. Repeat this pattern multiple times with each human in the house. The return potential here is great!

From,
Frank

Couch Opinion

Dear Frank: My human says I’m not allowed on the couch. What should I do?

Sincerely,
Couch Potato in Columbus

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Sleep Shame

Dear Frank: I sleep about 12 hours a day…and I feel no shame….should I?

Sincerely,
Cracker in Alberta

Dear Cracker: Each day brings a new opportunity to go to sleep. The way I see it, when opportunity knocks on your door, you answer. There is no shame in your nap game, my friend.

From,
Frank

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